Truth Be Told: Njugush Says Mursik, Mahamri Aren’t Sweet, Abagusii Refused to be Normal
Njugush says mursik, Kalenjin fermented milk ain't sweet/ courtesy.
Comedian Blessed Njugush has jibed that Mursik and Mahamri aren’t sweet. Taking the December Festive challenge to a higher level, he has listed several meals loved by different communities as tasteless.
Blessed Njugush has said Mursik, a fermented milk loved by the Kalenjin community isn’t sweet. He has stated that the way it is prepared makes one doubt the welfare of the intestines.
“Watu wa Mursik tuambiane ukweli. Mursik si tamu. Huwa twanywa ndipo msitulaani. Ina-taste kama vibaya. Si tamu. Huwa mnaweka makaa kwa maziwa ndipo yaivie kwa tumbo? “ Njugush posed as he called out the Swahili over their ‘fake’ praise of Mbaazi meal.
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Njugush stated that Mbaazi isn’t sweet. He said the only thing the Swahili along the Kenya Coast know how to prepare is fried fish. “Watu wa Mombasa, mbaazi si tamu. Huwa mwajifanya ni tamu na si tamu.
“Mahamri ni andazi imewekwa iliki na iliki ipo kwa chai. Kwa nini mnarudia ingredients? Hicho kitu huwa si kitamu. Eti unapasua andazi unaweka maharagwe ndani…si basi mtafute paper bag tunyonye.
“Tukubaliane na tuseme ukweli. Mahamri ni andazi na mbaazi si tamu. Watu wa Mombasa kitu mnajua ni samaki wa kupakwa na ni vile watu wa Mlima hatujagundua vile tutaipaka na Minjii.” He stated.
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Further, he said the Abagusii aren’t normal. He alleged how they eat chunks of food every morning is disgusting. “Kisii mlikataa kuwa watu normal. Unakula breakfast lakini kuna ugali ya brown, white, saga na kila kitu. Mnakula ni kama ni festival. Kama hamtaki kula lunch mseme. Kwani mnaenda vita? Hiyo nguvu mnapeleka wapi?”
However, he sampled Kikuyus as talented people who have a great sense of meal preparation and selection. “Watu wa Mlima mko sawa. Ushawahi kula Njahe imewekewa watermelon juu, ndizi, chapati, minji na bado inaongezwa mokimo ya green na nyingine ya Njahe? Huwa mnanimaliza sana. Nyinyi mko sawa.” He praised.
He also called the Kamba for hyping about the ‘unseen’ mangoes. “Wakamba, tunaongelea chakula. Maembe doesn’t count. Mnatunyazisha hapa eti maembe. Maembe gani na hata huwa hatatufikii? Ni Rafiki wangapi Wakamba tunao na huwa hawatufikishii maembe? Maembe ni jina tu. ” He stated.
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