Weekly News Round-Up: Stories That Hit Our Headlines This Week
Pastor Closes Down Church After Winning 100 Million In Sports Betting
A pastor in a local church in Uganda left his sheep in shock when he closed down his church after winning Ush 100 million in sports betting.
Explaining his reasons, the overjoyed pastor revealed that the lottery was God sent and a quick way to get him out of poverty as he has been suffering. He further revealed that he opened up the church as a source of income and not through anointing.
“I must admit I opened this church due to greed but not anointing. I saw how several pastors make money by having large crowds and making false prophecies to attract more,” he opened up.
He stated that operating a church without the calling became so challenging leading to sleepless nights. Burdened with guilt, the pastor chose to close it down and look for other means of earning money
“As time went on, I realized this was not right; I started having sleepless nights and I would always have weird dreams. Before I opened this church, everything was normal on my side. Even without money, I did not have any strange dreams. So I decided to abolish this and look for other ways of making money.” He said.
https://mideyahdigital.co.ke/2023/03/16/pastor-closes-down-church-after-winning-100-million-in-sports-betting/
The pastor stated that he tried out his luck with gambling, putting a whooping sum of Ush1 million as stake.
“I had to pay for these games and surprisingly it took me about a month to receive them. They told me they had issues with their system and the process of securing games takes time. I almost gave up and called them scammers but they contacted me with the details and wow! I went full swing and got an odd of 700,” He said.
It is then that he stopped going to church when he had discovered that he made way more money in gambling than he had ever raised operating a church or his entire life.
Shock As Woman Bleats Like Goat In Machakos Court
It was a moment of drama and shock after a woman said to be a murder suspect started bleating like a goat during court proceedings in Machakos Law Courts.
The yet to be identified woman is a suspect of murder of a kid
“Witchcraft is real. Happening now outside Machakos law courts. Huyu mama alikuwa amekam hearing of her case. She is the accused.”
“Rumors has it she is accused of allegedly having killed a kid. All over sudden she started making a sound similar to that of a goat continuously.”
https://mideyahdigital.co.ke/2023/03/15/shock-as-machakos-woman-bleats-like-goat-in-court/
“The magistrate had to take a short break and ordered she be escorted to the gate. I followed the crowd escorting her to the gate. TRUE STORY HAPPENING NOW OUTSIDE MACHAKOS LAW COURTS” captioned Jane Moses the woman who took the viral video
Women outside the court premises stood in disbelief as they argued on the appropriate action their fellow should take.
“She is supposed to seek for prayers,”one suggested
“No, she is supposed to go to the complainants who will see what to do,” another interrupted
Mwanamke Apata Mshtuko Alipotembelea Mpenziwe Kevo
Mwanamke mmoja nchini kenya alilazimika kuketi sakafuni na kulia bila kujizuia baada ya kujaribu kumtembelea mpenzi wake Kevo na kupata viatu vya mwanamke mwingine nje ya nyumba.
Kulingana na video iliyosambazwa na Obidan Dela, mwanadada huyo alienda nyumbani kwa mpenziwe kum-surprise lakini badala yake alishangaa kupata mwanamke mwingine.
” Nitatoka hapa nikishajua ni nani. Nataka kumjua alafu nimwachie.”
Mwanamume aliyekuwa akirekodi video hiyo alijitolea kumpeleka nyumbani kwake ili akalale huko lakini alikataa kukubali kitendo hicho cha fadhili.
“Najaribu kumwambia anakuja aje nyumbani kwangu amesema hataki.”
https://mideyahdigital.co.ke/2023/03/18/kenyan-woman-evicts-danish-national-from-their-12m-house/
Wakenya walikuwa na maoni haya kuhusu swala hili:
“It had to be a Kevin 
. Lakini mbona huyu jamaa anataka kwenda kulala na yeye?”
“chali anataka mtu anavaa heels….unakuja aje na crocks pia wewe…see the difference .”
“Ama hizo viatu kevoo huvaa akifua.”
“Kwani mwanaume huezi buy heels za kuvaa ukifix bulb? Madem muache kuoverthink
.”
“Natamani utambue thamani yako jinsi ulivyo mrembo na jinsi ulivyo na nguvu, utajisamehe mwenyewe kwa kukaa mahali ambapo hukupendwa na kuthaminiwa, iwe ni mwanamke au mwanaume.”
Kanairo Wueh…
DJ Immo Quits Radio Maisha For Radio 47
The hunting and gathering of presenters from top stations by Radio 47 has taken a new turn.This is after the new born station in town poached renowned Radio Maisha DJ , DJ Immo.
Known for his hot and lively mixes during different shows, Immo is going to be a great gain for the new station by undoubtedly brightening their fans days with mouth watering latest and old mixes of all genres.
The beat nation super DJ took to his Facebook account to announce his exit from the Standard Group station after working with them for 7 years
“7 YEARS SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY…. DAMN! IT’S BEEN REAL. I am taking with me special memories of nothing but good times…. for now, Adios RADIO MAISHA”
While speaking exclusively on Billy O’clock, Immo confirmed his next move while further stating that he will be the head of DJ’s.
“Yes, I’m starting a Job at Radio 47 today. My first show will be BAZE 47 from 1-3PM with Manucho Manucho”
“I’m gonna be the head Djs for Radio and TV 47″
He further termed his new journey as one meant to explore and be at the center of growth of a new project.
https://mideyahdigital.co.ke/2023/03/18/uda-to-storm-railas-karen-home-to-counter-azimio-protest/
“We live to explore new opportunities. It’s a challenge I want to face it head on. I joined Radio Maisha when it was already established. Now I want to be at the centre of a new project.”
Immo follows his fellows Hassan Mwana Wa Ali, Beatrice Maganga, Mbaruk Mwalimu, Billy Miya, Emmanuel Mwashumbe, Eric Wambugu and Lynda Oriaso who quit Radio Maisha for the new station.
Ringtone: Diana Marua Anaendeleza Ukahaba
Alex Apoko almaaruf Ringtone amemshambulia Diana Marua kuhusu wimbo wake wa “Narudi Soko” akidai kuwa wimbo huo unaendeleza ukahaba na usherati.
Kulingana na msanii huyo wa nyimbo za injili mwenye utata, anahisi wimbo huo haufai kwa mwanamke aliyeolewa na msanii wa injili (Bahati).
https://mideyahdigital.co.ke/2023/03/18/school-heads-object-removal-of-anthill-in-class/
Katika video inayosambaa mtandaoni, Ringtone imelinganisha maneno ya wimbo huo na ukahaba huku akiomba wimbo huo upigwe marufuku.
“Hiyo ngoma ya Diana ni ngoma yenye haifai kuruhusiwa ichezwe, kwa sababu inaendeleza umalaya. Inaambia wanawake waache mabwana zao, waoge, warudi soko kuuza. Kwani soko ni nini? Soko si ni mahali pa kuuza vitu. Sasa wanawake wanafaa kwenda kutuuzia nini soko?” Mwanamuziki huyo alisema wakati wa mahojiano na Nicholas Kioko.
‘Diana B ni mwanamke na tunamheshimu, ni mrembo, na mke wa rafiki yangu au rafiki yangu wa zamani hivyo usiimbe vitu kama hizo, zinaharibu generation.”
Kulingana na yeye, haelewi ni kwa nini Tanasha Donna kum-unfollow Diana inakuwa jambo kubwa na habari akifichua kwamba aliwahi kutomfuata Bahati na hakuwahi kuingia kwenye blogu na kuongeza kuwa hawezi kujihusisha na mambo ya wanawake.
” Mimi nimeunfollow Bahati na haikuwa kwenye blogs, nilimfuata tena hivi karibuni na bado naweza kum-unfollow, siwezi kujihusisha na mambo ya wanawake..”ringtone aliongeza
Haya yanajiri baada ya Tanasha Kum-unfollow Diana baada ya kumchana kwenye wimbo wake mpya unaovuma.
Wiki iliyopita, Diana Marua alitoa diss track kwa mastaa kadhaa nchini Kenya na Tanzania akiwatania kuhusu mahusiano yao kufeli.
Kisumu Protestors Storm CAK Event Eat Food, Break Plates
Protestors in Kisumu have left Kenyans mouth agape after doing the unexpected.
This is after what started as peaceful demonstration on Wednesday turned into a comedy and somehow rowdy when protestors stormed World Consumers Rights Day celebrations in Kisumu, an event organised by the Communication Authority.
https://mideyahdigital.co.ke/2023/03/17/man-deposited-money-in-heartbreak-insurance-fund-gets-39k-after-girlfriend-cheats/
Initially, they demanded an audience with ICT CS Eliud Owalo who they claimed is being used by the President to destabilise the region.
Katika wimbo wa ‘Narudi Soko’ Diana alimtania Tanasha kwa kuachana na Mtanzania Staa wa Bongo Diamond Platnumz.
Wimbo huo kwa sasa unavuma kwenye Youtube.
Mama Fathma Attacked In Bamburi
Popular content creator Idris alias Mama Fathma has reported that he was attacked in Mwembeni Bamburi.
According to the comedian, she had left home early in the morning to go and get bread from a nearby shop. Unknown people donning masks to conceal their identity attacked him on a mission to cut off his male genitellia.
For the trio who seemingly had a problem with him acting as a woman, Mama Fathma reports that they told him that they were going to make him real Mama Fathma.
“Unataka kuwa Mama Fathma? Wacha tukuondolee hii,” he reports
He sustained a cut on his back during the encounter.
He also claims he had received threats before, when he made reports to the police and got an OB
The comedian says he is currently at home after being discharged from hospital.
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