Man Kush Cracks Kenyans As He Narrates How Wife Beat Him, Mpango Wa Kando
Man Kush was caught red-handed by his wife as he tried to cheat on her. Photo: Courtesy.
Witty man of God and comedian Man Kush has taken his fans down memory lane with a story of himself receiving a thorough beating from his wife.
Man Kush reminisced on the day his wife beat him black and blue after catching him red-handed as he tried to cheat on her.
Speaking to Billy Miya and Mbaruk Mwalimu on their Hii Si Ya Kusahau segment on the Maskani47 show, the funny man of God disclosed that his wife caught him as he tried to sneak in a waitress he had lured from a local bar.
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He narrated how he had tricked his wife into going back to their rural home with their children so that he could get the chance to entertain his mpango wa kando at their Nairobi home stress-free.
Well, his wife was very clever as she tricked him that she had travelled but waited for him and his woman in darkness in their bedroom.
All hell broke loose for Kush and his mpango wa kando when his wife pounced on them.
The wife was so angry that she wanted to stab both Kush and his lady but it took the comedian’s strength to take a knife from his wife’s grip.
Kush’s wife did not finish with that, she decided to grab firewood poles which she used to hit her man and his lady.
According to Man Kush, he could not fight his wife back because she was heavily pregnant.
“My friend, I will not forget the day my wife beat me up. I was with my mpango wa kando. I had just lured her from the bar. So I wanted to spend time with her at home but I could not because of my wife. I lied to my wife and convinced her to visit our rural home so I could get the chance to enjoy with mpango wa kando. My wife did not go to our village, she hid herself in darkness in our bedroom. We were beaten to a pulp. She was to stab us but I took the knife. She picked a firewood stick and beat us silly.” Man Kush disclosed.
This, the Churchill Show performer said happened in 1984.
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